02-13-2012, 08:46 PM
Ettin in the Playground
Re: Heroes of the Fall
"I'll eat one....
Kalandor reaches down and grabs a sammich.
((OOC: Gah, I missed That, Spoiling for latter))
"Ahh, my mistake. Well, I'll take that one first
And his face went. The brightest of reds, the only thing seperating him from a cartoon is the lack of fire and steam.
And, If at all possible, that made it worse. But then again, anyone who eats chilli knows, dont breathe.... And then, to make matters worse, its an adaptive chilli made almost purely for the comedic effect of combining the effects of chilli and the ingesters powers...
And Alan (The Spirit from before) laughs, clapping his hands on his legs "And to believe your the lucky one!" Roaring with laughter the spirit then says "Well, it really is BeLIEve!" The spirit slowly curling over, laughing at Kalandors plight and his own, not to good, joke.
And the chilli finally links with his power, and it happens.
It goes from his mouth to his hand, which goes bright red and somehow starts sweating, and the pewter mug of alcohol Kalandor was about to drink to deaden his nerves is suddenly slammed to the table to have his hand plunged in it.
And that was just the start of a day that was (mostly) only going to get worse....
(The dentid one) if noone else takes it..."
My Homebrew Sig.
Woo, I have a Quote.
Originally Posted by Moonwolf727
To avoid harming the sanity of the DM I can no longer:
* Cast flesh to stone on a annoying Druid
** Cast Rock to mud on a Druid statue
*** Scoop mud into little ceramic pots
**** Plant tree's in individual ceramic pots
***** Claim that I have helped them become one with nature
Tables will fail soon.
Originally Posted by Chilingsworth
Congrats, you made me laugh hard enough to draw my family's attention.
Last edited by Erik Vale : 02-13-2012 at 09:31 PM.