Originally Posted by SteveDJ
Actually, magnets DO stick to wood - you just have to supply the glue!
(Now, 'attraction' is another issue altogether...)
Well, maybe if the wood made a little bit of effort to woo the magnet... Give it compliments. Take it out on a date. Offer small tokens of affection. Maybe then the magnet would be attracted to it.
But how do we really know that the wood wants the magnet to be attracted to it?