*whistles* O-Chul is taking a very, very long time. Who'd a thunk that writing for him would be so hard? I've got it up to... 00:57 so far. Screw it, I'm just going to post my draft here and hope that the comments will give me inspiration.
Here's a WAV file
And, if you'd like to see the score, here's an XML file
As to why I'm not using noteflight... this song sounds terrible
on it. If you enter it into noteflight for viewing purposes, I advise against playing it. Also, the instrumentation thus far is Alto Trombone, Tenor Trombone, and Euphonium.