Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I'm no longer allowed to make players nauseous with monster descriptions
* I'm no longer allowed to GM at 3:00 in the morning.
*I'm DEFINITELY not allowed to spout out hot blooded one-liners in Adeptus Evangelion. Nor am I to refer to my character's Prog Axe as the "GETTER TOMAHAWK!"
*The end boss is The World, not ZA WARUDO. Get it straight.
*Not allowed to make Cloaca jokes about the androgynous Manufactured.
*I'm not allowed to let my character get seduced by his girlfriend's mother.
*Even if the girlfriend is her clone, not her daughter.
"I am a WIZARD, not a MAGE. I am not some inbred donkey that simply stumbled onto the arcane."
"Do you really want to spend the rest of the week fending off a zombie apocalypse as the Earth vomits up her dead? AGAIN? "