Re: Relationship Woes and Advice 22: In Which Two Problems Prevent Each Others' Solut
I'm partial to "I want to **** you so hard right now". I don't know that you're the type to feel comfortable saying it that way, though.
Go hyperbole. "This is why I would fight off Visigoth hordes for you" has almost the same cutesy, with nowhere near the clingy.
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