Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You receive an awesome magitech gun, plated with titanium and glowing red with arcane might. You also receive the user's manual, a note that says: point away from face.
I insert the magitech gun halfway and pull the trigger.
"Yeah, I might have overreacted I suppose, shooting him, but it wasn't his spoon! I stole ammo, fine,
but what was with the spoon?
"...When did I get a spoon, anyway?" ~Gopher