Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You receive an awesome magitech gun, plated with titanium and glowing red with arcane might. You also receive the user's manual, a note that says: point away from face.
I insert the magitech gun halfway and pull the trigger.
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~The Good and Potent Trixi