Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get an angry Rubix cube with legs, which follows you loyally and is perfect for use as a coaster, or in an emergency, ammunition. (It will also solve itself.)
I insert a program designed to hack into the gnome's mainframe and log their keystrokes.
"Yeah, I might have overreacted I suppose, shooting him, but it wasn't his spoon! I stole ammo, fine,
but what was with the spoon?
"...When did I get a spoon, anyway?" ~Gopher