Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get an angry Rubix cube with legs, which follows you loyally and is perfect for use as a coaster, or in an emergency, ammunition. (It will also solve itself.)
I insert a program designed to hack into the gnome's mainframe and log their keystrokes.
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~The Good and Potent Trixi