Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a request for some crackers: this salmon pate is absolutely amazing to their gnome palate.
I insert a bazooka.
"Yeah, I might have overreacted I suppose, shooting him, but it wasn't his spoon! I stole ammo, fine,
but what was with the spoon?
"...When did I get a spoon, anyway?" ~Gopher