Originally Posted by Fish
My favored turn of events:
Dimension Door! ... Ha ha, I escape the...
Ahhh! Dimension Door!
Ha ha, I escape again from the...
AAAAHHH! Dimension Door!
(He flees again.)
...Ha ha, I finally escape again from the...
Hey, look, it's ... it's ... Blond Guy!
Unlikely. He has nowhere near enough hp to survive the half damage from both V's and M's spells you suggest (assuming he saves against both)