Originally Posted by Kish
You could have posted that right after the first post.
The OP could have gone, "The randomizer determined these four matches...so, after simply eliminating the two no-names, Gortok, and the dwarven bomber, the next match will be..."
If you don't think these matches are competitive enough, you may not enjoy the next... well, almost the entire first round -_-. There's a reason these are going up four at a time.
And Rookie Cop was a very important character. He's featuring in one of the supplemental stories Giant promised to make in his suicidally extensive list of Kickstarter rewards. So there