Re: 2000 things I'm not allowed to do in an RPG
3083: Weapon Proficiency (Enemies) is not a real feat.
3084: Dual-wielding enemies is right out.
3085: No matter how good a bluff check I roll, the merchant will not believe that the dead parrot is anything but.
"Yeah, I might have overreacted I suppose, shooting him, but it wasn't his spoon! I stole ammo, fine,
but what was with the spoon?
"...When did I get a spoon, anyway?" ~Gopher