Re: 2000 things I'm not allowed to do in an RPG
3083: Weapon Proficiency (Enemies) is not a real feat.
3084: Dual-wielding enemies is right out.
3085: No matter how good a bluff check I roll, the merchant will not believe that the dead parrot is anything but.
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~The Good and Potent Trixi