Re: 2000 things I'm not allowed to do in an RPG
3090: My mallet-wielding druid cannot summon moles.
3091: My halfling does not gain any benefits from eating mushrooms, no matter how rockin' his mustache is.
3092: My paladins cannot all be stereotypical stoners.
3093: My warforged cannot have names entirely in binary.
3093a: ESPECIALLY if the name turns out to be 'Dave'. Every time.
3094: Witty one-liners have to actually be one line. I am not allowed to explain every nuance of it mid-battle to my nemesis.
3094a: ESPECIALLY if we're playing CoC and I tell the DM that this requires a SAN check.
3095: Puns can only do physical damage if they actually give the DM a migraine.
3096: I'm not allowed to give the DM any more migraines.
"'Elvish barbeque' is what happens when the Tel'Quessir send one of their Evokers to deal with an orc invasion and then go home for the evening."
- Elmah Dryearghymn, an elvish Evoker, as depicted to the left
Currently Running: Fortune's Favor
and The Elements of Power