Before we go on:
Thread Zombies have no contact with other zombies.
thread zombies have no reason NOT to kill regular zombies.
When thread zombies kill their 2 victims, they RETURN to their previous (and in my case, LIVING) roles.
Given the above, and assuming that I'm a thread zombie, I'm actually a more useful tool than before for us to use.
So, still want to murder me?
Spoiler
(BTW I was in hospital, with no Internet access for a week. So thanks.

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Edit: Also, hugs to everyone who's voting for me. I forgive you guys.
Edit 2: My new vote is for
Tom the Mime, coz if he's actually done the research then he'd know that the fact that I (may) be a thread zombie means nothing.
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Xykon's not Evil. He just get bored
really easily. And he doesn't have constructive hobbies.
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HUGS FOR ALL!
I be an AWESOME pokémon.