Re: 2000 things I'm not allowed to do in an RPG
3116: I am not allowed to "Summon Bigger Fish"
3117: I am not allowed to seduce the Cleric
3118: I am not allowed to seduce the enemy
3119: I am not allowed to seduce anyone for any reason.
3120: I am not allowed to have an angry badger on a stick as a weapon
3121: I am not allowed to but a bee hive in a bag and use it as a grenade
3122: I cannot, under any circumstance, make a "The Princess Bride" joke, under penalty of physical pain
3123: The above applies for Monty Python as well
On the subject of an Illithid ressurecting a fallen party member-
"...because every one knows that Illithid are notorius for being Clerics."
'The Wings of Death beat overhead,
Here to collect victims of The Red'