: "Dad, you remember that guy who was killed by a housecat in the arena? In my song, his name will be Tarquin."
Tarquin: (Blanches, then recovers to play his last card) That doesn't matter. I've ruled the continent for decades. In my last moments, I take comfort in the fact that -"
Disintegrate. Gust of Wind. Now can we please resume saving the world?