Aww, that's the nicest compliment anyone's ever given Eltain. You know you've made it when an archduke of the hells specifically goes to the trouble of trying to troll you.
Anyone who's ever worked retail or been in a WalMart knows exactly the sort of smile Eltain is giving right now. That insincere 'we both know this is BS but I'm gonna paste it on anyway' smile.
Aww, warm fuzzies at the hand squeeze.
Eltain, master of maddeningly unhelpful answers.
Also, go go Gadget page spawn.