[Serpentine]

I'm going with #2, because Pride and Prejudice is a great book so I'll be sad if you never finished it.

Awful things I've done to others time! :D

1. I once broke up with a boyfriend by saying "I'm sorry, I just don't like you."
2. I once whacked a dog on the head with a stick.
3. I once made my father wash his mouth out with soap.
4. I once almost drowned my nephew.

@V Nope. I totally made him wash his mouth out with soap :I I have no idea how he fell for it, the liquid in the mouthwash looked unmistakably like soapy water.
Hm... Do I tell you which one is the lie, or save them up for later?