I refuse to believe you are secretly fearing I'll stab you.
Originally Posted by Balmas
I'm guessing the lie is that you have a signed first printing.
Nay! I do indeed have a signed first printing! I don't work in a cubicle though.
You, too, could have a trophy case this intense! Participate in Iron Avatarist!
Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Hydra-decking time! Be of cheer!