Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Mystic Agility: Uncanny dodge, trapsense-claims it's an immediate spell
TIME FOR CANTRIPS!!!
Acid splash: Urinates on opponent
Detect magic: Looks at something for fifteen seconds, if it is fancy looking or shiny it's magical
Daze: Hits enemy with pommel of sword/Shouts "BOO" in their face
Dancing Lights: Lights a lantern/torch and swings it around
Flare: Throws torch in opponent's face
Light: Sets object on fire
Ray of Frost: requires cold environment, throws water at opponent
Ghost sound: Attempts to throw his voice
Touch of Fatigue: Tickles opponent
Mending: Smashes broken pieces back together
Message: Shouts across the battlefield
Open/Close: Refuses to open or close anything, claiming it would be a waste of his spells per day
Arcane Mark: Doodles on an object
Prestidigitation: Never bathes, waves his hands over his body every morning and claims he smells fine
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Originally Posted by Kobold-Bard
Not illegal (and it largely doesn't matter due to Divine Salient Abilities), but Moradin has 14 levels in Expert. WotC decided that the God of all Dwarves took an NPC class.
Originally Posted by Sith_Happens
Wow. Next dwarf I meet in-game I'm totally figuring out a way to rag on him about that.