Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You receive the gnomes' garbage. Apparently they thought you called them smelly.
I insert a letter of apologies, insisting that the perpetrator of this crime was just monkeying around.
Owlvatar by Akrim.elf
Greatest nonsensical poem ever= Lewis Carroll: Jabberwocky
In response to a thread asking how to manage an army:
Originally Posted by woodzyowl
1. Take Dread Necro.
2. Reach level 8.
3. Zombify or skelefy the army.