Originally Posted by Domochevsky
Not sure she was even hurt there
in the first place, actually. The "thud" suggests that the lance just bounced.
Villager: "She's a devil/witch!"
Jones: "You're right. Now what."
Villager: "Oh sh-"
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her!
BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
(Jones would sink like a rock. And then walk out the other side...)
VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #2: A witch!
VILLAGER #3: Burn her!
CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
(At this point Monty Python's lawyers show up and sue everyone...)