Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You receive a new dictatorship, where the ruler is only a puppet controlled by... Fred Rogers? Man, let me go there.
I insert a cookie, a quantum tunneling device, and a large wooden badger.
Greatest nonsensical poem ever= Lewis Carroll: Jabberwocky
In response to a thread asking how to manage an army:
Originally Posted by woodzyowl
1. Take Dread Necro.
2. Reach level 8.
3. Zombify or skelefy the army.