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Old 11-17-2012, 12:34 PM   Top  -  End  -  #197
Morph Bark
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Default Re: Martial Arts in the Playground

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Originally Posted by Traab View Post
Hey Kelb, dont worry, if I, after having mastered my martial art, happen to come across another martial artist from a different school that wants to fight, I know how its handled. Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li movies have prepared me. We must construct a platform 20 feet in the air, and do battle in the town square. The winner gets to own the losers school. And the secret to winning is to have a secondary style of martial arts that is 100x as lethally effective. Like kung fu turning into drunken boxing.
I'd love to learn drunken boxing, but in more of a "for the lulz" kind of way.
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