[Pwenet]

"Friends! Enemies! Llamas! Lend me your right nostrils!"

Standing on a podium is Pwenet with a jug of wine in one hand, and a staff with a strange diamond on the top of it.

"I have here the all-seeing staff of SMELLING. By point it at one of you, it shall reveal your cruel intentions! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!"

At that moment, sunlight strikes the diamond, and it bursts into flames.

"Well, that sucks. I want my money back! Now to point, I shall point at the one who can't spell names properly, like the smelly llama he is!!!"

Having made his point, Pwenet jumps down from a podium and goes looking for someone to buy his defective staff.