Re: [Creatures] DUCK!!!
that reminds me of one of the first campaigns i ever played in. my character was an assassin who was going to try to take out the king of some generic land. had the ability to polymorph, and a ring of dragonbreath of some weird, sonic variant.
so i transformed into a duck as the king was walking next to the ponds in his courtyard, and blew him to smithereens with one mean quack.
ad&d. the good old days.
my own diabolical experiments (homebrew)
my alter ego
“Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.”
“Well I'll be damned.”