The Good League of Good

[Admiral_Kelly]

A portal opens from which a... something is spit out.

The something is a short scaly woman with skin covered in brownish scales and greyish-brown skin. Anyone with a very good eye for height can tell she is five feet and a fraction of an inch tall. Her eyes are a hazel color. Her hands are like claws and her face is slightly elongated.

She wears a red-lined black cloak around herself along with clothes fitting of someone trekking through caves or forests. At her left side a shortsowrd and a dirk are visible. At her right side a crossbow can be spotted. Though armed, she does not appear very threatening.

"Damn mage, sending me through the cracks of the space-time continuum..." She hisses to herself.

((Yes, I got Saint Nil's permission to join - 'cept for now I am using a character not the same as my username.))

[Lex-Kat]

A cute pixie flies into the room (yes, exactly like the avatar).

Hello. Sorry to keep you waiting. All the other members seem to be out giving to charities, buying supplies, working on flux capacitor, or just sleeping.

Would you like some freshly made cake while you wait?

[Admiral_Kelly]

The newcomer looks at the pixie. "I could use some water right now." She answers the fairy. Not meaning to be rude, she adds "And yes, I would like a piece of cake."

[Lex-Kat]

Lex flies into the kitchen, gets a fresh piece of cake and a glass of water.

So, what's your name? Where do you come from? Do like the cake?

She places the food in front of the new person.

[Admiral_Kelly]

She pushes her hood back revealing her murky-brown hair. Given the right environment, she could easily camouflage. She picks up the glass of water with her claws and drinks the water rather thirstily. "Call me Nora. I come from the Arid Isles." She puts down the glass and awkwardly uses the fork to put a piece of cake into her mouth, chewing it with her jagged teeth, then swallowing. "Delicious." She comments on the cake.

[Lex-Kat]

Lex sits in a chair across from Nora.

My name is Lex. I come from... uh, here abouts. I don't mean to sound rude, but what are you? You're kinda cute, in a brown scaly kinda way.

She begins eating her own cake.

And you said something about a mage screwing up. Here isn't where you wanted to be?

Eats more.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"I was fighting some thug with a spell book who held a few village puppies for ransom." She answers, eating more of the cake with the fork. "I thought I had him beat, but then he cast a spell which threw me across the world in a random direction for several miles and I ended up here.

"I am a Gormodakmodon, which are more commonly labeled as a species of lizard-men. There are very few of us outside of where I come from."

[Lex-Kat]

Awww, he was stealing puppies? We have to do something about this. But, I'm all alone here. And I can't teleport you back. Oh, I wish someone else was here. I'm horrible at making decisions.

Lex starts flying back and forth, anxiously.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"It urks me too, but there is nothing we can do about it right now. Frankly, I am just glad I was thrown into someplace safe."

[Lex-Kat]

Well, the alarms didn't go off, so you are obviously good. So I guess you can stay. Lex flies over and removes the Spork of Power. You must be tired. If you take those stairs down, there will be multiple doors. Grab the handle of one that doen't have a name, hold it for three seconds, and the room is yours.

Lex twitches the Spork, and a smaller one appears. This is your room spork. It only works in your room, and will decorate it any way you want. Lex hands the room spork to Nora. Why don't you go get some sleep. Maybe the others will be back soon. And they can help us figure this out.

Do you have any questions?

[Admiral_Kelly]

Nora takes the spork. "Forgive me, but this looks very similar to some eating utensils used by humans." She says, looking at the handed item oddly.

[Lex-Kat]

It will be, anywhere but in your room. But sporks are also a fighting utensil around here. Turtle is spork dueling master.

Just believe me, in your room, think of what you want. And as long as it's inanimate, you can create it.

Watch this. She points the Spork of Power at the kitchen table.

A mountain of different cakes pops up on top. They wobble a little, then crash all over.

Oh man. Not again. I'm not used to this and I always seem to make a mess.

Lex puts the Spork of Power away.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Nora nods, putting her hand holding the spork she was given at her side. "You should be more careful." She says, nearly smiling. "Where am I?"

[Lex-Kat]

I'm sorry, didn't I mention that. I'm sorry, I have a short attention span, sometimes. You're in GLoG headquarters, home of the Good League of Good. We're all good here.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"What exactly makes you good?" Nora queries.

[Lex-Kat]

Lex thinks a moment, then gets out a list. Well,

1. We attempt to help any and all in need.
2. We feed the hungry, clothe the clothesless, and find shelter for the homeless.
3. We have a redemption center to try to redeem evil, instead of just kill them.
4. We try to destroy any evil that we can't redeem.
5. We have a good cake making pixie.

I don't know, we just do the best we can do to stop bad people from hurting good people. And we care while we do it.

Lex seems upset that you are making her think more than she's used to. Her brow is furrowed, and she looks kinda pouty.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Nora smiles. "I just wanted to know. By the sound of things, I will join your cause you have set out."

[Lex-Kat]

(((I'm kinda lost for words, so I'm going to DEADTIME.)))

[happyturtle]

Turtle comes up the stairs, looking like a perfectly normal human woman carrying a cabbage. She has a war spork hanging from her belt. She sees her henchpixie and a visitor eating cake and joins them.

G'morning, she says sleepily, helping herself to cake and soda.

[Lex-Kat]

(((Undeadtime)))

Lex looks up and sees Turtle.

Mistress Turtle. I was so lost for words. We have a new visitor. Her names Nora and she was fighting a puppy-stealing-mage. And she's decided to join us.

And... oh. I gotta clean up that mess.

Slowly floats over to the pile of Sporked cakes on the floor.

[happyturtle]

Don't worry. The cleaning robots will get it. Hi Nora. I'm Turtle.

Turtle is clearly too sleepy to make intelligent conversation.

[Lex-Kat]

(((Hey, didn't I use that line earlier with HiT?)))

Oh yeah. I forgot about the robots.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Hello." Nora says to Turtle.

[happyturtle]

I think I bruised my mouth with all that snogging last night.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Poor dear." Nora says sounding slightly amused.

[happyturtle]

Turtle starts to wake up a little more as the caffeine kicks in. Are you joining? Or just visiting?

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Joining. There is too much evil in this world to sit back and do nothing about it."

[happyturtle]

I know. I used to cause a lot of it. Turtle says sadly.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"What is done is done, no sense in moping about it." Nora says in response to her last comment. "You recognize the error of your past ways and are doing something to make up for it."

[happyturtle]

Thank you. Turtle is always amazed at how much support she's been offered from her former enemies.

I just wish I had some guidance. I'd always imagined that good guys were always sure of themselves. Always knew what to do. But they don't--I mean, we don't, do we?