Originally Posted by Castaras
Every 10 seconds, an imp dies from lack of blood of the innocents.
Every minute, an archdevil gets murdered by passing angels.
Every hour, a worshipper of Satan gets burnt alive.
With just 1 pound a month, this could be stopped.
It takes £23 to feed an imp for the rest of it's life.
It takes £284 to install the defences necessary to murder said angel.
It takes £529 to save a worshipper of Satan from the flames, and to give them a chance of a new life.
We need your donations. If you wish to donate, please call 616-666-616-666
*sniffle* those... poor... IMPS!
Oh wait. I eat Imps for breakfast. E, screw 'em.
Hope the OP doesnt mind but I more or less copied your letter changing a few personal details, since I think you stated it pretty damn well.
Out of curiosity, if they still dont accept the money, has anyone considered the "Fill Felixaar's Bank Account" charity? or "Get Bor a Plasma TV"?