I read this thread's title and thought "Wait, who is giving Charity money and why?"
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Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Hydra-decking time! Be of cheer!