Just ran across this one via TV Tropes...
Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun
for those who take offense easily. At all.
Also, shockingly enough, a (more than) tad NSFW in places. So the NSFW tag should almost certainly be put next to the link.
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style - Jhereg Proverb