Re: Sweet tea and bitter wood...
It took me two readthroughs to understand why the monsterious psionic cricketer needs poison, why he hasn't got his bat, and why he's so worried about his tea when he hasn't had his lunch.
No useful feedback at all, I'm afraid. However I am tempted to create a Dire Cricketer.
I've searched "I shall roam the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds" but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers"