Re: Sweet tea and bitter wood...
We do have insect crickets in the UK. But grasshoppers are far more common.
I am so sorry about yesterday, a horrible week at work had fried my brain and made me deeply silly.
Now I'm reading it properly, the Cricketman is rather good. I really like the Deadwood Dread bit.
I've searched "I shall roam the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds" but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers"