[Lix Lorn]

Exalted
Charms
Lunar charms to create items from bone. Yes, you can now play Kimimaro. Also available in the list below.
Various charms and stuff for all exalt types. Except Siddies. So far.

MAs
Devastation Arc Style, for large weapons, and amazing attack power.
Mortal Hero Style. Yes, Mortal Hero. Hopefully 2.5-okay.
Sonic Rainboom Style. Eyup. Tentatively 2.5-ok?

D&D 3.5
Base Classes
The Beastmaster: Similar to a druid, with far less spellcasting, and far more animals tearing your opponents into small pieces.
The Ghostblade: A combat class with the ability to shoot people using his soul-among other things.
The Muscle Mage: A spellcasting class that may not hit things very often, but when it does, they die. (Revamp'd!)
The Shrewd Tactician, Noble Guardian and Proud Warrior. Fighter replacements with radical ideas-like a BAB higher than full, and Save Or Dies that aren't magic. Epic Progression.
The Souledge, a Soulknife/bow fix.
The Axe Mystic, the arcane equivalent to the Souledge.
The Divine Pennant, the divine version of the above.
The Antithesis, a Nothing themed class made for a contest.
A tweak to the Warmage, hopefully boosting it a little.
The Cardcaller, a class and magic system based on the game Lost Kingdoms. (Cards of up to level 5 done, therefore playable to level 11! Woo!)
The Wolfguard, the guard's answer to the Cat Burglar. Buffed a little, should now be interesting at low levels.
The Worldrender, a base class that attacks abstract concepts.
The Fatetamer, a Charisma based initiator.
The Devotee, essentially a Divine Sorcerer. Made so I can play an FE monk without being Wis based.
The Paladin. Cause everyone has to make one some time.
The Ascetic, a vaguely psionic and slightly monkish class that believes fervently in mind over matter.
The Generalist, a class that focuses on doing everything reasonably, and having more feats than it can use.
The Radiant, a light themed invoker based on the LoL character Leona-and her foe Diana.
The Swarmlord. Now you too can be the Queen of Blades.
Proud Warrior remake! Weaker (read: less overpowered) than the original, but hopefully more options, to make it more fun to build and play.

The Master of the Tattoo-Born, an explicitly OP class to build a campaign and a party around.

Prestige Classes
The Jewelcaster, a magic using class that stores its spells for when it needs them-not to mention everyone elses. Also has variants on two psionic powers, and a Jewel-forming conjuration.
The Blaze Adept and the Frostwielder, two opposed elemental magic users.
The Cold-Fury Archer, for the archers who ball up their rage until it's an icy chip within them... and then strike.
The Flashblade, a magical warrior who uses teleportation to strike in the blink of an eye. Repeatedly.
The Invisible Blade, a Gish who fights with an invisible weapon.
The Blade of Arcane Felinity, crossing Bhu's Cat Burglar with DragoonWraith's Swordmage.
The Euphoric, a class based around the Wilder's Surging Euphoria.
The Pyrokineticist. I like fire. Don't you? Such an awesome idea shouldn't have such a cruddy PrC.
The Mage of Blades, because while the Jade Phoenix Mage is fun, it's very specific in its fluff.
Lord of the Wild, for the king who rules the beasts and trees.
The Unleashed, a PrC based on Syndra, and the first example of what I tentatively call a prestige destiny, an ACF to let you use a PrC's fluff from level one.
The Wand Master, a crafting PrC that is mildly obsessed with Wands.
Wielder of the Anima, a PrC based on the game Sins of a Solar Empire. Complete with bare-bones Advent race.

Alternate Class Features
Arcane Healing/Inflicting for Sorcerers.

Races
The Onoka, a template that converts one character into two characters, who are opposites in many ways.
The Manakete, a draconic race from Fire Emblem. Complete with Dragonstone items.
The Tentacular! A tentacle monster with a top hat. What more could you want?
The Tresmortic, Necromantic beings that die three times before it sticks.
Valley Dwarves, russian dwarves with an affinity for cold and wolves.

'Lesser' Project
The Mimette, a (mostly) humanoid version of the Mimic.
The Wolfkin, an LA 0 lycanthrope template/race.
The Marissic, a lesser form of medusa with reasonable LA.
The Estilkians, who are essentially goo-people.
The Equitarians, lesser Centaurs.
The Fiendish, a race of demon-touched who use a mass of feats to mimic their ancestors.
The Seraphic, the good-aligned version of the Fiendish. For style points, a half-fiend Seraphic gets both sets of feats. Now also includes a homebrew archon, and some feats for shield users.
Lesser Harpies, Lesser Phoenixes, and avians galore. Protip: Exploding is a viable combat strategy.

Monsters
Slivers! I adore Slivers.

ToB Disciplines
Raging Dragon, a draconic themed barbarian discipline.
Fate's Hand, a card themed discipline with touches of fate and space/time. Includes weaponised cards item!

Feats
Great Speed. Simple way to boost your speed. Final version by Arran Banks.
Elemental and Polarised Soul, feats to change the damage type dealt by Soulknives and Soulbows.

Items
The Singing Blade, a masterwork property that allows a weapon to be used to fight, and to Perform, even to use Bardic Music mid-combat.
Twinned Weapons, to slightly reduce the Bank Breaking of trying to enchant multiple weapons.
Mighty, Striking, and Featherweight weapons. Simple.
Tomes, as described by Fire Emblem.

Spells
Wind Based Evocation, for that lovely feeling you can only get by making your enemies collide for lovely, lovely d10s of damage.
Detect Vitality, a health detecting spell designed to help use Power Words.

Alternate Rules
Eldritch Blast Metamagic, exactly what it says on the tin. Want an Energy Admixtured Hellrime Spear of the Three Thunder-ed Utterdark? Now you can.

And also, the quotes I couldn't fit in my normal sig.

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Originally Posted by Bisected8

I have so much caffeine in my system at any given moment, I'm not entirely sure dying would stop me.

Originally Posted by MasamuneSSX

In the words of the Joker -"We took the forum's White Knight and we brought him down to our level."

Originally Posted by Magikeeper

> Something that allows him to approach non-combat tasks the way he approaches combat. He will nearly die baking that cake, but heaven help us if it isn’t the most kickass cake ever.

Originally Posted by Kuma Kode

I've actually been looking for a decent unarmed class that isn't based around some kind of eastern lore. It seems Wizards of the Coast believe the Japanese invented the punch.

Originally Posted by BRC

Also, how reliant (on clerics) are we talking. Is this "Strap a gnome cleric to your back or else you're dead meat" or "Buy the party healer a wand of CLW and a box of chocolates"?

Originally Posted by golentan

Don't ask stupid questions. You're you.

You're awesome, regardless. All other descriptors are simply definitions of the means by which that awe is expressed.

(FTR, He wasn't talking to me, it was just an excellent line.)

Originally Posted by DracoDei

While I am at it, have a joke feat
Vapid Shot
Some people achieve supreme accuracy by entering a state known as "No Mind", their judgment and inner peace helping them reach this state (Zen Archery Feat)... You take a rather different route to this same state, never having had a mind to begin with.
Benefits: Subtract your intelligence modifier from all your ranged attack rolls (so a negative INT MOD gives a bonus to hit).
Normal: Being a moron doesn't make you a better shot...

Read. That. Comic. XD

Originally Posted by AtwasAwamps

Cleric: “Haven’t you done enough heroics for the day?”

Paladin, stonefaced, with water dripping off his face and still coughing up liquid as he runs: “Nope. Paladin.”

Go read that post. XD

Originally Posted by Psycho

Skeletons are evil because they literally RUN ON EVIL. They don't have moral values, its they just happen to be powered by the tears of orphans.

Originally Posted by OracleofWuffing

Play druid, get animal companion, give animal companion to another party member, get new animal companion, give animal companion to another party member, get new animal companion, give animal companion to another party member, get new animal companion, give animal companion to another party member...

Give it enough time, and either your DM will stop this thing, or your players will crush the world under badgers. Either way, everyone wins.

Originally Posted by Dogmantra

Sexuality is such a varied thing that to plot it on a graph you'd need at least five more dimensions than actually exist.

Originally Posted by PersonMan

I'm home alone on the second day of summer break. Look up "busy" in the Thesaurus, and my (beautiful, amazing, charismatic) face is in the "antonyms" section.

Originally Posted by mucat

It's not, actually. Scotsmen have a stereotypical Dwarfish accent.

Originally Posted by Blue Ghost

in soviet russia, thog quote YOU!!

Originally Posted by Phae Nymna

In other news, I thought that Minnesota (State) Senator Paul Koering's casual dinner date with a pornstar is not only adorable, but a good example that:

A) Gays are perfectly normal people and should be treated as such.
B) Politicians are perfectly normal people and should be treated as such.
C) Pornstars are perfectly normal people and should be treated as such.

Originally Posted by Zeful

Apparently another personality.

Originally Posted by Eve from Bibliography, by Elagune

Do your glasses inhibit your natural sarcasm or something? Are you sarcasm man right now?

Originally Posted by Darths And Droids

20 XP is a tragedy, but 20,000 XP is a levelling-up statistic.

Originally Posted by balistafreak

(A story of epic proportions. With frogs. Just read it.)

"When the guy upstairs talks, people listen even if they're on fire."

In this case, the guy upstairs is a book.

Originally Posted by Gez

The Green Knight was a guy who got his head cut off for fun.

He made a game out of this: he challenged someone to what could appropriately be called a head-off: first, someone cut his head off with an axe, then he himself cut the other guy's head off with an axe as well. Normal people generally assumed they would win by default after the first round, but they ended up losing at the second round, chased by a headless guy wielding an axe while a disembodied head on the ground is laughing and telling them to stay still or they're cheaters.

Originally Posted by Nano

Yes, because I like to stalk people on internet forums before getting them to have crazy tentacle sex with me for stat bonuses.

Originally Posted by ocel

Tzeentch, whose aspect resembles that of a humanoid raven, kind of like Asmodeus, only insane, and mainly schemes against others and himself, like a chess variant of solitaire.

Originally Posted by jiriku

Dude. You don't want to steal? When it comes to homebrew, I steal everything that isn't nailed down. And anything I can pry up with a crowbar doesn't count as nailed down.

Originally Posted by Kaylee and Wash, from Firefly

'Wash, tell me I'm pretty...'
'Were I not married, I would take you in a manly fashion.'
'...cause I'm pretty?'
'Cause you're pretty.'

Originally Posted by The Demented One

On the other hand, most Abyssal Exalted rarely face moral dilemmas at all in their lives. If presented with a magical sword of great power that hungered for the souls of the innocent, their only point of contention would be that hey, they had totally seen those souls first, and had called dibs. But hey, it's no big deal. We can split it. I'll have sausage on my half. Or something to that effect. Perhaps the only way to force an Abyssal Exalt into a moral dilemma would be to confront them with two bags–one full of babies, the other of kittens–and tell them that they can only throw one into a lake of hellfire and sulfur (the traditional Abyssal solution to this dilemma involves cleaving the person holding the bags of assorted squishy things in half, and then throwing in both bags.)

Originally Posted by Me and Dogmantra

Me-My sister's a Monk/Artificer.
Mantra-That's like a peashooter/nuke.

Originally Posted by OzyandMillie

'It is not absense of fear, but mastery of it, that marks the brave.'
'Not dragon teeth marks?'
'No, they mark the slow.'

Originally Posted by Murdim

I think it should be a matter of self-definition. This should be up to every yeast colony to define itself as top-fermenting, middle-fermenting, bottom-fermenting, non-fermenting, any other term that suits it best, or to reject the use of labels altogether if it wishes so.

Originally Posted by Me

Note to self: Nerf monks.

Originally Posted by Kneenibble

My higher self once told me that he finds clothes a distraction in the pursuit of spiritual and intellectual fulfillment. I replied that I find spiritual and intellectual fulfillment a distraction in the pursuit of clothes.

Originally Posted by Cardea

I speak in binary, you speak in colours.

Originally Posted by 3.5 Tier List

If they're melees and you're a Cleric, don't turn into Godzilla and smash Tokyo. It's not polite.

Originally Posted by 3.5 Tier List

A CW Samurai is going to have a lot of trouble in a party full of Tier 3s and up, so maybe try being a Necropolitan CW Samurai 10/Zhentarium Fighter 10 with Imperious Command, Eviscerator, Improved Critical, and a pair of Lifedrinker Kukris. Carve out a niche where you're the king... they can have everything else. Also, make sure you've got something to do when you do have to sit out. Give your character a drinking habit or something.

Originally Posted by (Siosilvar) Will Tyler

The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.

Originally Posted by BRC

He who fights with shippers might take care lest he thereby become a shipper. And if you gaze for long into a fanart, the fanart gazes also into you.

Originally Posted by TheFallenOne

Sorry, couldn't let this opportunity pass

Originally Posted by Eldan

Your weapon can cut any of the following:
Atomic bonds, light, sounds, time, space and abstract concepts.

Originally Posted by Blue Ghost

I think I just had a goodgasm.

Originally Posted by Rock, Paper, Cynic

There are only three things in life that last forever. Faith, hope, and love-but only love holds your hair back while you vomit.

Originally Posted by Cardea

The implications of the sexually hungry Necromantic Flying Serpent and the Tentacle-Spawning Knight of Lust/Wrath mounting it is mildly disturbing.

Originally Posted by Roc Ness

... A greater evil than you, there never has been.

Originally Posted by Zombiegleemax

The immortality option is less pleasant when you're stuck in a void, lost forever. You don't mind the peace and quiet, but it become hard to level up. Maybe your DM will let you tackle CR 29 math problems or something.

Originally Posted by Cardea

>Some Excellent Shakespeare best served by following the post link<

Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth

You'll get six different answers to the Good question from only five DMs.

Originally Posted by Gorgondantess

Well, not here! Here we push bottons! Here we change the guidelines, break the rules! HERE WE USE AVERAGE SAVES AND ODD SKILL POINTS PER LEVEL! WHO'S WITH ME?

Originally Posted by BRC

"Doctor Jeckyl and Misses Eve" is MORE likely than "Eve is acting tough in front of the Page Gang"?

There's a chap named Occam here to speak with you, and he's got a knife.

Originally Posted by Ralasha

6 seconds, 2640 attacks. Welcome to optimized powergaming.

Originally Posted by Gez

Sirens were bird women with fascinating singing voice. Harpies were bird women with horrible shrieks. Mermaid were fish women.

Then later harpies, who wanted to have exclusive monopoly on the bird woman niche, struck a secret pact with the mermaids. They shuffled secret funds to the mermaids, which used it for a surprise hostile takeover of the sirens. Ever since then, Siren Ltd. has been just a brand name for Mermaid Inc., and it is no longer present on the bird woman market as convened with Harpy Co.

Originally Posted by Bhu

You've been playing poker in a bar all day with a cat, when some guy busts in and accuses the cat of sleeping with his wife. After which the bar stares at him for several long moments before beating him senseless and chucking him back outside. The cat winks at you, and your confident sense that all is well with the universe crumbles like stinky cheese.

Originally Posted by happyturtle

It's like Nexus says 'Hmm... need moar catpeople' and sends out a bunch of inspiration tendrils.

Originally Posted by horngeek

Of course, the only thing more awesome than Kung Fu political debates is Kung Fu GIANT MECHA political debates. "MY POLICY WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"

Originally Posted by horngeek

Essentially, the Sidereal expression of the Great Curse means that Sidereal Big Ideas never turn out well.

...EVER.

Originally Posted by WhiteKnight777

The Ebon Dragon, after all, is the very incarnation of treachery. Perhaps the greatest act of dedication one can perform to him is to betray him.

Originally Posted by Lix Lorn

She's an Exalted. Physics sits down in the corner and cries at her whim.

I'm not normally just a narcissist; it was too awesome. XD

Originally Posted by VampireRot

I don't think she understands the concept of OOC and IC knowledge. The fourth wall's been looted, maties.

Originally Posted by Beans

First person to design a Surprise Elemental gets my everlasting love.

Start your engines.

Blue Ghost is the most wonderful, kindest person. I adore him.

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf_c

Gray is a color, grey is a colour.

Originally Posted by Manual of Exalted power: Lunars

Many things are unable to comprehend the Lunar’s message or respond, such as rocks, but he can still communicate with them easily.

Originally Posted by kamikasei

IN THE WRY DIMNESS OF THE NEAR FUTURE THERE IS MOSTLY WAR BUT ALSO SOMETIMES HUGS

Originally Posted by Hyudra

Elder evils shouldn't be a comparable balancing point, anyways.

Originally Posted by Keveak

Which is part of my thesis on Danish being an elaborate prank that got out of hand.

Originally Posted by boj0

When you absolutely need something destroyed, Red Lantern Garchomp.

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

I noticed recently that Magtok has a lot of stuff in his MagCave. I can't help but think that he's planning something big, and hasn't told me about it yet.

Originally Posted by Lix Lorn

"Do you know how I got these scars? I was dancing to impress my girlfriend, you see, and I tripped up and landed on a pair of knives. Everyone stopped dancing, staring in horror as I stood up slowly, took the knives out, just kept on dancing and asked Why. So. SERIOUS?"

Originally Posted by HalfTangible

Lix can seduce the sun from the sky. We call this daily activity 'sunset'

Originally Posted by Reynard

Yes. But why would you use someone with App4+ as anything but a sex slave?

Originally Posted by TheFallenOne

One day, Naruto will have the perfect Rasengan: infused with all 6 elements, with homing, super speed, invisibility, 100 mile blast zone and a built in DVD player.

Unfortunately, he will need 59 assisting clones to perform it.

Originally Posted by Dragnar

Malfeas: He stabs you in the back by stabbing you all the way through your front.

Originally Posted by Guancyto

You want the God of Having Too Many Weapons to look at you and go, 'Yeah, she's got enough dakka.'

Originally Posted by Random_Person

I would tell you that you have a dirty mind, but that's common knowledge. Except when you're just adorable.

Originally Posted by Thanqol

And now, I can suddenly see the entire series of The Collective's Diminutive Equine: Camaraderie Is Required writing itself before my eyes. It's beautiful. Like a glorious road with victory at it's end.

Originally Posted by PhoeKun

Live by the ship, die by the ship.

Originally Posted by Raz_Fox

Hope is a phoenix. You can never really kill it.

Originally Posted by Fifty-Eyed Fred

...
As I had to explain to the police, any number of them could have been going to St Ives, but I was the only one I can say with certainty was going there at the time.

Originally Posted by ScionoftheVoid

Also, thread opening mindscrew time: CelestiaxIronHoofCelestia. You could call it...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a benevolent/dictator 'ship.

Originally Posted by Kyouhen

Ah, math. The only area where you can create something called an Imaginary Number and use it to prove yourself right. I swear they actually stopped trying to make math sound like something real when they invented the Imaginary Number. It's like they realized nobody was going to call them out for making things up and just stopped caring.

Originally Posted by turkishproverb

I am not getting into a shootout with Golentan. Too many gun-arms.

Originally Posted by SiuiS

The entire point of all games pokemon is to slowly perfect Charizard.

Originally Posted by MasamuneSSX

Lix doesn't strike me as being a succubus. She seems more like a female version of Cupid that upgraded her bow to a minigun.

Originally Posted by TheCountAlucard

Hell, in a world where your fridge could be raided by a meschlumian raksha, you'd better have a destructive beam weapon option for it.

Originally Posted by Midnight Lurker

Inyssius? Draconi? Would you two please stop agreeing with each other at the top of your lungs?

Originally Posted by HomestuckRP

[20:31] woodlandWanderer: Have you got fast food on your Troll planet?
[20:31] cambysianTome: some of the things there are harder to catch than others

Originally Posted by Beans

lix
sweetie
you're just like
the most adorable thing
maybe I'll just climb through the computer screen and hug you
ssfkdskf
ow ---- this computer screen is hard
when i hit it with my face

Originally Posted by Beans

it's like you're uh
one of those wax-melter aroma things
and the aroma is the adorbable
and the stuff that ends up smelling nice is everything you touch

Originally Posted by Even Human

Lix - I'd help, but I don't know how to do interventions against awesome.

Originally Posted by Vael

DnD 3.5 is like the fast food of video games. It's horrible for you and you know it, but you keep going back anyway. =P

Originally Posted by Tvtyrant

It appears that the unstoppable force kicks the immovable object in the nuts and then dances on its head.

Originally Posted by Aotrs Commander

I'm pretty sure 2+2 = haddock.

Originally Posted by Thanqol

"I'm not biased against masks that aren't possessed or anything. I just haven't met any nonpossessed masks that are also cool."

Originally Posted by Thanqol

This. Applejack is two drinks away from being an excellent character.

Originally Posted by Kyeudo

Raziere, it looks like you fell into a sarchasm there. Might want to watch out for them better. They're hard to spot on the internet.

Originally Posted by tbok1992

I'm now thinking of a convent of female clerics dedicated to what is essentially writing shipping fanfics for the gods, for some obscure theological reason that would take about an hour to explain. And it is glorious.

I especially like thinking of the theological schizm resulting from the debate over Grumuush/Lolth OTP Vs. Corellon/Lolth OTP. And don't get me started on those who think that Lolth/Tiamat is the one true way.

Originally Posted by Morph Bark

(On the material of dndwiki)
It was like I was standing on a giant compost heap with my trusty shovel, looking for gemstones and finding just a handful of semi-precious stones. ;_;

Originally Posted by industrious

All ST laughter is evil laughter.

Originally Posted by Graywatch

"Now have fun and remember unless the bloodloss can fill a bucket in under a minute I don't want to hear about it before noon."

Originally Posted by Exthalion

Realm foreign policy for the most part consisted of the Empress informing people, "Don't make me come over there."

Originally Posted by stsasser

Nothing happens to Higgs. Higgs happens to things!

Originally Posted by Draconi Redfir

He's still the exact same Darth Vader we and the rest of the Star Wars cast are aware of, it's just that when nobody is looking, he likes to cuddle kittens.

Originally Posted by Winthur

And for our top story today: Dr. Mundo has sewn Darius's rectal sphincter shut. As we speak, his brother Dr. Aven's making an exit.

Originally Posted by Kalmageddon

"You know, if I had blood I would be totally flying right now" says Kalmageddon the skeleton-man at the barman, pouring whisky after whisky through his ribcage, the alcohol forming a puddle on the floor...

Originally Posted by Thanqol

It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.

And pictures/banners.

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Behold the Inconsistency of Lix:

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Lix Lorn of CRITIC, the Manifold Mother and the Great and Powerful Lixie, also known as General Everin Stormclaw of the Many Titles, High Priest of the Crazy Hand, Master of the Emerald Stars and Acolyte of the New Chu Order, High Dragon and the Sixth Sutakage, Bearer of the Prophecy and the Moonrider, Commander of the Blood Talons and Seeker of Self, Queen of Alanjeh and the Last Hairlander, She Who Knows and Servant To That Which Waits, Senshi of the Many Moons and Sailor Elara, Scion of Bramimond, the Vagina-Brand Messiah and She Who Lulz With Cats, The Kinetic Impact and the Red Fist, the Ninja Hippo and She Who Has Glee, Seer of Callan and Master of the Bishie Plane, Priestess of the Numberless Gods and Keeper of the EXY Borderline, Harbinger of the Unreal and Sorceress of the Unknown, Master of the Five Styles and Prophet of the Shipping Goddess, Dancer of the Wind and the Nurtured Flame of Life Through Death, Fangirl Among Fangirls and Defier of Birth and Nature, Storm's Companion, Seeker of the Third Dawn and Answer to The Question, Walker of the Thousand Paths, and She Who Only Seeks Home.