Re: Now thats good water...
On a more relavent (and less cheesy) topic, there is just a thing as axiomatic water. I belive it's either in the Planar Handbook or Manuel of the Planes. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
In short though:
Holy Water: Fortified with Positives!
Unholy Water: aka. Hell's Toilet Water
Axiomatic Water: No isotopes here!
Anarchic Water: Boston Tea Party, anyone?
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