Quote Originally Posted by horngeek View Post
No, that would be if she turned up on his bed Dressed for Lovemaking.

...actually, no, scratch that. He'd probably be in the hospital with a coma.

Not that Orihime actually would do that.
You forget that Orihime is surrounded by people, classmates included, that are very likely to suggest that as a "sure-fire way" for Ichigo to notice... and the majority of said people would likely predict his reaction as "men are pigs".