Quote Originally Posted by Heidigger View Post
Hey man, he can cast epic spells, he doesn't need any of your DM hocus pocus mumbo jumbo. Chances are we're going to walk in and then he's going to force our skeletons to jump out of our throats... I should stop talking now before I give you any more ideas.

And unless you forget, I've been hit by damn near every trap that didn't get disarmed. I even got anti-gravved and spent a session bouncing along the ceiling like the red balloon. My poor monk is probably going to suffer an alignment shift from PTSD.
You may be wondering why I'm quoting myself. I am quoting myself because I actually managed to guess how it would end. The only difference is that my soul was torn out of my throat, not my skeleton. F*** instant death demi-lich spells.