Do you know what your name would have been if you were born the opposite sex? If so, what was it?
Probably something by Barry White.

What were you afraid of most as a kid? And where or with whom did you feel safest from said fears?
Tailypo. And as for the safest, there was no safe place to hide from Tailypo.

What makes your niece so awesome?
She's my niece. Does there have to be any other reason?

If you were sitting on the dock of the bay, what would you be doing while there?

Probably laying back and enjoying the sun, daydreaming.