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What is the highest compliment you have ever received?
Someone recently called me an anachronism.
This amuses me because in the dressing room during the production of Yeomen of the Guard I was in, we turned 'anachronism' into a euphemism. Got to hide your anachronisms.

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When the revolution comes, who's first against the wall?
When I am King, you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence
Why have you so cruelly deprived this quote of its last two words?

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8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?
Is tea a snack?
You eat tea?

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10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?
My cigar; I feel so cheap if we don't talk a little before getting down to business.
You smoke?

Favourite Shakespeare play?