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    Default Re: [3.5 Template/Disease]Fevirification [PG 16+]

    I don't know what to more baffled by.
    1. That this is a thing. A thing that is and was written by someone.
    ---or---
    2. The overall nonchalant response it's received.

    There's no denying how squick-tacular the vast majority of players(persons) would find this, but that being said, I'd love to use it as a horrific practical joke on anyone playing up the stereotypical womanizing bard type.

    PC: I roll to seduce her!
    Me: Oh god, again? Wait... you know what... no need to roll. She seems really into you. She invites you to her room.
    -later-
    PC: She has a what?! I get the hell out of there!
    Me: Haha, oh I'm sure you try. Let me double check the grapple rules real quick.
    -later-
    PC: What do you mean my hair is falling out?!
    Me: Hm? Oh well not all of it of course. Just your beard and leg hair and what have you. Ah! Right, also, you cloths are starting to get a little loose everywhere but the hips, and your chest is getting a bit itchy.
    PC: What the hell? I go get cure disease cast on me.
    Me: By all means, tehehehe
    PC: ........
    Last edited by DoomHat; 2011-06-10 at 01:30 AM.