Quote Originally Posted by The Vorpal Tribble
Just think of them as dire dryads ;)
Oh my... I think my roomates are wondering whether I've finally lost my mind...

Admittedly, though, when I saw "Red Man", I immediately thought of Red Man from Kim Stanley Robinson's "Red Mars" trilogy.

Dangit, now I'm gonna have to try and come up with stats for him. What were the Colossal+ rules again?