Oooooh, Smiley like. These bespeak a rare and precious brand of lunacy.

Vorpal Tribble
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Rootin' Tootin' Texas Chilli Ooze

Gotta love creatures with special qualities like Expectorated Globule (Ex), Stay-Puffed (Ex), and the spell-like ability Otto's Irresistible Square Dance.

Ouch! I think I ruptured something laughing so hard. *;D