I need something broken

[Taelas]

If I managed a gun shop, and someone came in and said "I'm emotionally frustrated and want to shoot people," I wouldn't say "have a Semiauto Druid with a Natural Spell magazine and a Wildshape barrel. Here's a handbook."

I mean, I admire that people are helpful (that's more than I say for myself so far), but I can't vouch for what the OP wants to do.

There's a fair bit of difference between ruining the fun of a playing group and shooting people.

But yeah, asking the Playground to provide powerful builds is practically a challenge, one which we are all too eager to rise up to meet.