Quote Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian View Post
I long ago gave up all hope of losing weight, and decided to remain fat and happy, in the hope that one day a war will be on and someone will ask me why I'm not at the front, and I can say, "If you go round to the side, you'll see that I am."
Kudos to you and your Chesterton reference. I suggest we celebrate this moment by getting fat, smoking prodigiously, and being sarcastic.