Re: "Wait, that didn't work right" - the Dysfunctional Rules Collection
Originally Posted by n00bsticker
Please, you can't be serious. The 20th level character of which you speak finds it trivial to hit +4 and +5 to-hit and damage against all enemies in the game, even with my house rule in effect. However, he can't do it at level 9, which is trivially easy if the RAW is played.
You seriously believe that +5 to hit and damage is an effect that's worth waiting 20 levels for? Dear lord, you must think Weapon Specialization is an incredible feat.
Not really a relevant point.
Relevant fluff-wise, which is half of what you're complaining about.
Originally Posted by A_Moon
How many times, when the Fighter says "I draw my sword", did you just want to smack that cheating-optimizer in the face and say "No! You don't draw your sword! You draw Orcus!". When the Cleric says "I run away from Orcus!": "No! You run into Orcus! Rogue tries to hide? He hides behind Orcus! The bard in a tavern on the other side the town tries to order a drink? How about a nice frothy mug of Orcus?
Originally Posted by Guancyto
Perhaps this will sate Flickerdart's endless hunger for assassinations.