I have an idea brewing for a magical barbarian Prc that hits people so hard they slam them forward through the timestream, ageing them and eventually killing them via old age, making them stay dead. Now we'll see if we can't make it sound more serious, or if I just drop the pretence of seriousness altogether.
I don't know if I should be glad or upset with you for taking the ole "I'm gonna punch you into next week!" joke literally.
Originally Posted by Wings of Peace
"See these cookies? Note how while good they taste sort of bland. Now try these, they're the same cookies but with chocolate chips added. Notice how with the second batch we expended slightly more ingredients but dramatically enhanced the flavor? That's metamagic."
Originally Posted by Doc Roc
Seriously, can we kill this misconception now? A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He shops for precisely what he means to.