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    In the white plane of nothingness, a battle took place between a goblin, a dual-swords wielding mage woman, and a necromancer of incredible power and nigh-immunity to permanent damage. The goblin turned invisible and ran away, but the other two continued to fight.

    After a short battle, Ketham (the necromancer) teleported himself and Kor (the mage woman) to a beach in a strange country called Miridia. The two wandered around the country for a while, encountering a creeper, pervsharks, a vigilante and a monk. None of these encounters really did anything important (aside from establish a race and drop a plot hook to a treasure)

    Meanwhile, in the Pleasant Green Hills county, a zombie-girl popped out of the ground. She immediately found a beach near Ketham and Kor's arrival and began playing in the water. Shortly after she was tackled by a woman in a pervshark outfit. The two became friends and wandered off again.

    Then a living coconut fell on them.

    Shortly after, the zombie and the pervshark girl separated (for so far not-divulged reasons) with the former carrying the living coconut. The zombie-girl met Kor and Ketham and mistook them for a couple. While Ketham was thoroughly denying this, a gigantic worm burst out of the ground, dragging Kor, Ketham, the coconut and Zombie-girl into the sky.

    On a nearby cliff, an old man was shoved aside by a monster hunter named Kaydika Chillwinds, who summoned a gun. The cliff was attacked by the worm, and in the confusion, the coconut fell off. The zombie-girl jumped off in an attempt to save the coconut, while Kaydika fell to the ground and fired her gun.

    At the same time, Ketham cast Slay Gigantic, killing the worm. Kaydika's shot missed and blew up a mountain in the distance as the worm collapsed.

    Afterward, a vampire in a box showed up and greeted the group.



    #-14 Wild Goblin Flinched!
    #-13 Three-way
    #-12 Yes, black box means murder
    #-11 So do magic circles
    #-10 Titles are hard...
    #-9 This one has another possible interpretation
    #-8 Dropping hints
    #-7 And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!
    #-6 It means 'shut up'
    #-5 Wouldn't that be HIS-... oh gods.
    #-4 What do fist blades have to do with necromancy?
    #-3 Tripleshot!
    #-2 Tortorous fiend!...wait...
    #-1 Murder-suicide
    #0.5 Welcome to Miridia.
    #1 She's got wood.
    #2 ... heh. Wood.
    #3 Boom. Headshot.
    #4 Guess not.
    #5 And so it begins...
    #6 ...Or not.
    #7 Hssssssss
    #8 Decapitatioooooooooon!
    #9 Evil necklaces are a girl's best friend
    #10 Waiting for respawn regen...
    #11 Extremely
    #12 Real smooth, moron.
    #13 Sharks have sandpaper skin. Just saying.
    #14 DNF was awful.
    #15 Elves. What can ya do?
    #16 ... Well there's that.
    #17 Gettin' creepy. LIEK A BAWS!
    #18 And brain bleach.
    #19 Shopping Trip
    #20 Kinky *grin*
    #21 Now he sounds like a husband.
    #22 Hi Frank.
    #23 Student and Vassal to Don Quixote
    #24 So was Organization 13... sorta
    #25 Smack dat plot?
    #26 What the f-
    #27 -iretruck was that?
    #28 Being taken ho- oh, where? Nobody knows.
    #29 The sky is what's green and nothing's pleasant. That's the joke.
    #30 8-bit Royale
    #31 Water's bad for rotting flesh.
    #32 Why are they floating?
    #33 Thank you.
    #34 Is Ketham going to be the only named male in this entire series?
    #35 GlaDOS' evaluation: Still creepy.
    #36 Lazy.
    #37 Falling is easy, so easy to do...
    #38 DAH HAHA! IT'S A GIRAFFE!
    #39 ...Did i miss something?
    #40 Toot?
    #41 ...Is that a threat?
    #42 Of people.
    #43 ... Words fail me.
    #44 Gient Wuerm virsues Gname
    #45 This has no way of backfiring.
    #46 Watcha mean 'Maybe'?
    #47 So she's a police girl, i guess?
    #48 I wanted to make this title witty but Wilson isn't a coconut.
    #49 We waited HOW LONG for this?
    #50 Timber
    #51 Peppy had it right
    #52 Heliophobia
    #53 Fighter said something about those once...
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