The bartender responds, "Name's Cletus, and I'm only involving myself because I'm trying to be friendly while enforcing the rules. Look, if you tell me that you're not with the lady, then I'll serve you some drinks, but she'll still need to wait outside either way unless she strips off her top."

If Amber doesn't do as the bartender asks, he'll say, "Please, let's not make me call on the bouncers..."

You've seen quite a few rough types in here. Maybe a few of them also help do the bouncing around here of the non-female kind.