"I am not to have the PC's character switched genders due to the "ritual of truenaming" screwing up."

~Next week~

"I am not to have the PC's character switched genders due to a 'misfile in the heavenly records'"

~Week after that~

"The PC's do not care that in D&D 3.5 that females are technically stronger then men, STOP TURNING US INTO FEMALES!"

~Week after that~

"I am banned from creating dungeons that have traps that require you to be female to pass"

~Week After that~

- The DM is now in coma due to a Player's handbook injury to the head.