Well she doesn't mean anything by it, and she wasn't requiring it, I was like "sure, I'll let you know if that happens..."
I mean I'm homoromantic and ever so slightly bisexual, like a 5.99 at the least, so I still acknowledge the whole right person thing, but it won't happen anytime until I am already happily settled with a partner and have no need to explore my sexual endeavors, I won't be able to love her, and thus I identify as gay.
She's a weird person, but I've become rather desensitized to her. She's said things I would punch other people for, but I know it's just part of her (Name censored to maintain anonymity)-ness.
Her and one of my secondary best friends have said some great stuff...
Me: I'm not a puppy...
Male secondary best friend: Then stop acting like a Bitch!
After her getting the fold of my jeans during "The Nervous Game"
Female best friend: now I have to see you naked, in a totally nonsexual way.
Me: why?
Male secondary best friend: to make sure that gay people are people too!
My lunch table is great!