* I'm no longer allowed to make players nauseous with monster descriptions
* I'm no longer allowed to GM at 3:00 in the morning.
*I'm DEFINITELY not allowed to spout out hot blooded one-liners in Adeptus Evangelion. Nor am I to refer to my character's Prog Axe as the "GETTER TOMAHAWK!"
*The end boss is The World, not ZA WARUDO. Get it straight.
*Not allowed to make Cloaca jokes about the androgynous Manufactured.
*I'm not allowed to let my character get seduced by his girlfriend's mother.
*Even if the girlfriend is her clone, not her daughter.