Finally, I know what class to put when people ask what D&D class I'd be ;)
Anyhow, it's very comical, but I doubt it has much practical use in most games with a serious bent, so it's hard to evaluate.
You should probably clarify Spices a little more. As is it's a bit confusing, but I think it's supposed to emulate Essentia? If so, y
Are Blends crafted and carried like items? How many can he have at once?